You Did What??!!

I've had the feeling for a few days that MOTH's been working up the courage to tell me something & last night my suspicions were proved correct. He broke the news that he'd 'donated' $200 to his beloved Melbourne Football Club (aka the mighty Demons that amazing team who's not won an AFL Grand Final since 1964!). He then legitimised this 'small contribution' under the guise of a ticket in the latest Club raffle, which according to him we are a dead cert to win.

Interestingly over the past few years, MOTH's ranted & raved about the D's lack of on-field success & even chucked in his Club membership a couple of years ago in disgust.

But it appears he let his guard down for a second & succumbed to the hype & now he's got a lot of explaining to do to his 'Little Pirhana Fish'! First prize is $40,000 in cash & to assist him in justifying the expenditure & easing his guilt when, as he assures me his winning ticket comes in, this is what he'll be spending his winnings on. And as they say in Lottery lingo - 'No further correspondence will be entered into.'

• x2 Business class return tickets to Paris.


• 2 weeks in this gorgeous Lesdiguieres apartment in the 4th Arrondissement in the Marais district on the Right Bank, just a moment's walk from the beautiful Place de Voges.

Images courtesy of Haven in Paris