Yes, you guessed it, poor MOTH is in mourning following his girl Justine's shock exit from Masterchef last night. And to top it all off, it appears that a tall, bald bloke from Sydney has stolen her right from under his nose! No sooner had Justine walked out the MC double doors forever, than MOTH jumped up & headed for the phone.
'I'm going to call her now & offer to buy shares in the restaurant she wants to open up.' he said as he strode confidently towards his phone.
'Too late,' I called out from in front of the telly, 'Matt Moran has pipped you at the post.'
'Matt who? Who's he Mills?' he yelled, frantically dialling Directory Assistance.
'Oh, only the hottest chef in Sydney, & he's offered her a place in the kitchen of his restaurant Aria.'
'Aria, Faria, never heard of it, this doesn't worry me one bit.' he cockily replied.
'I think you do know about Aria, remember I told you about it after work took us there for dinner a couple of years ago. I distinctly recall raving about it when I got home from Sydney.'
'Oh yeah, you said it was one of the best meals you'd had in years.' he says slowly putting down the phone.
Shuffling back to his chair, shoulders stooped, his eyes glistening with unshed tears, I couldn't help but feel sorry for him. The air of defeat & rejection that hung over him was heart-breaking.
'What am going to do now Mills, I can't go on without seeing my Jussie every night at 7 o'clock.'
So Justine, if you happen to be reading this dear, please, please, make my MOTH happy again. Send him a large, autographed photo of yourself, sealed with a kiss. I'd be forever grateful to you.
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