'Millie, Millie it's happening already!!'
'What's happening MOTH? Why are you so excited?'
'It's this celebrity thing Mills. I knew as soon as I put my mind to it, I'd be one.'
'How's that MOTH darling?'
'Well I got a call from those TV blokes, you know those 2 guys who's show we never watch.'
'Gosh MOTH, you'll have to give me a few more hints than that - is it the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy boys or maybe the Renovation Rescue dudes or even Jordan & Trina from Tool Academy?'
'No Millie, get a grip, it's Nev & Trev from The Garden Gurus!'
'Yep they want to film me today at that customer's place I did at Crafers last year. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy am I excited!!! So Mills can you go & iron my good work shorts pronto, & make sure you get all the creases out........ got to be looking my best now for the cameras. This is the start of big things for me in the media, I'll be
There's nothing else I can really say except - OH MY LORD!!!!