Friday, July 30, 2010
We have a weekend full of family & (for the first time in 4 months) non-diet food ahead of us. As I've had a very average week at home & work, I'm counting the seconds, so bring it on & fast I say! MOTH had a chance to read all the fabulous comments you made about his new found 'celebrity' status last night & wanted me to pass on his thanks. He said he'll be thinking of an appropriate reply while he's out working today, now that's a worry. Happy weekend to you all.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
'Yep they want to film me today at that customer's place I did at Crafers last year. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy am I excited!!! So Mills can you go & iron my good work shorts pronto, & make sure you get all the creases out........ got to be looking my best now for the cameras. This is the start of big things for me in the media, I'll be
There's nothing else I can really say except - OH MY LORD!!!!
Monday, July 26, 2010
I was tucked up by the fire on Friday night watching the footy on the telly, quietly minding my own business. Then out of nowhere with a look of very serious intent on his face, MOTH turned to me & announced 'Millie, I'm fed up with being a non-celebrity, I want to be famous for being famous......I want to be a CELEBRITY & by my 62nd birthday on Sept. 3rd!'
'I've done a bit of research Mills & according to that chick Raina Kelley at Newsweek, there's a few things I'll need to do & fast.'
- Act as if every second of my life is newsworthy - no detail is too small or too private to release to the media.
- Twitter (whatever that means).
- Have an affair with the ex-or current wife of a bloke more famous than me.
- Get arrested, although nothing too serious mind. However if I do screw up & commit something big, I'll need to get a recreational party drug habit real quick, so I can present mitigating circumstances & get a heap of publicity by Twittering (whatever that is) from my prison cell.
- Have at least 1 million friends on my Facebook (whatever that is) page.
- Add a Publicist, a Stylist, a Driver & a Plastic Surgeon to my entourage.
- Sleep around with as many beautiful & talented women as I can. (Better add a Pharmacist to the entourage)
- Never take off my sunnies - not even in a Nightclub.
- Go viral (whatever that means) & release a sex tape. That will get Perez Hilton's attention (whoever he is). Apparently if I'm not prepared to let millions of people watch me get down & dirty, then I'll always be just an anonymous Landscaper.
'I reckon there's a few other things I probably should do as well, so could you ask the Hedgies what else would help me on my road to fame & notoriety. I've got just under 6 weeks, so I need to get cracking.'
So over to you dear Hedgies, I get the feeling I haven't heard the last of this!!